Tuesday 3 September 2013

‘He raped me with soap on my face’: Pastor arraigned for raping woman during ‘spiritual bath’

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A 46-year-old Pastor, Olamide Sobowale, of Glory Church of Christ Aladura, Oke-Itoku, Abeokuta, Ogun State,  has been ordered to be remanded in prison for allegedly raping a woman while bathing in his church backyard.

‘This is what we want’: Aggrieved PDP governors make their demands known to Jonathan

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Peace still seems to be an elusive goal for the People’s Democratic Party (PDP) as there is yet no end in sight to the turmoil within its walls. Instead of laying down arms, the aggrieved governors have made their demands on President Goodluck Jonathan by  giving four conditions for resolution.
They presented their conditions at a meeting held on Sunday with the president, 16 governors and the Chairman of the Board of Trustees (BoT) of a faction of the party, Chief Tony Anenih in attendance.
It is reported that their conditions are as follows:

Friday 23 August 2013

NIGERIA PLAYER OF THE WEEK







Nigeria Player of the Week: Ahmed Musa of CSKA Moscow

Ahmed Musa has continued to show consistency in the colours of CSKA Moscow and has earned himself the spot as the team's leading goal scorer over the last two seasons.

Musa was in South Africa last Wednesday to play for the Super Eagles in the Mandela Challenge where he provided the assist for the second goal scored by Uche Nwofor. He also had a chance to score which he narrowly missed.

Musa then flew back to Russia and scored the only goal in the match against Kuban Krasnodarto help maintain their momentum in the league as they chase back to back title. He has scored three goals in five league games this season while he has created six chances for his team mates to score.

Tuesday 20 August 2013

INEC begins prosecution of 93,000 fake voters


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The Independent National Electoral Commission will from this week begin the prosecution of the 93,000 people that registered more than once in the last voters’ registration in Anambra State.
This was stated on Saturday by the Resident Electoral Commissioner for Anambra State, Prof. Chukwuemeka Onukaogu, at a press briefing in Awka.

Rivers crisis: Why I shunned Amaechi’s deputy at PH airport – Patience Jonathan

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Wife of the President, Mrs. Patience Jonathan, has said that the refusal of senior officials of the Rivers State Government to pay her a condolence visit when she lost her foster mother was the reason why she shunned the state Deputy Governor, Mr. Tele Ikuru, at the Port Harcourt airport.
She said despite the fact that several groups and individuals from across the country came to commiserate with her, she did not receive any delegation from Rivers State.
Mrs. Jonathan said this in a statement by her spokesman, Mrs. Ayo Adesugba.
She was reacting to media reports that she snubbed Ikuru, when she arrived at the Port Harcourt airport on Sunday.
[READ: PDP crises: Did Patience Jonathan snub Rivers deputy governor in Port Harcourt?]

Photographer, others arrested for vandalism


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A suspected pipeline vandal, who was arrested by the Inspector General of Police Special Taskforce on Anti-pipeline Vandalism, has said he took to the illicit business because he wanted to make a minimum of N20, 000 per day.
The suspect, Precious Osuwo, who was arrested with nine others, said he was a photographer but decided to become a vandal to have funds which he could invest in his photography business.
The 24-year-old suspect said, “I am a photographer by vocation however, I was not making enough money and I needed money to buy equipment. I tried my best to meet some politicians in the state for assistance but I was refused access.

My father preferred foreign movies to local ones — Justus Esiri’s son


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In this interview with GBENGA ADENIJI, musician son of veteran actor, Justus Esiri, Sidney otherwise called Dr. Sid, speaks about the kind of father the late artiste was
How did you receive the news of your father’s death?
I was in the studio recording when my mother called me to say that he was not feeling too well and that she was taking him to the hospital. By the time I got to the hospital he was dead.
My father’s death came as a shock to me. Sometimes, you have to flash back on all the things he should have done, things he did not do, things he said and what he should not have said. You recall intimate moments with him which you cannot experience again. But knowing the kind of father he was, I know he would not be happy if I continue crying for too long rather than handling the situation like a man.

Thursday 15 August 2013

Obasanjo attacks Atiku, Tinubu, others



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Former President Olusegun Obasanjo, on Tuesday took a swipe at the younger generation of  Nigerian leaders, saying they had poor performance record in terms of integrity and probity.
He passed the damning verdict while responding to questions on  issues bordering on  poor leadership in Africa at the 4th Annual Ibadan Sustainable Development Summit organised by the Centre for Sustainable Development, University of Ibadan, in collaboration with African Sustainable Development Network.
The former  President,  who delivered the    keynote  address  at the summit stated that the younger generation of leaders failed  Nigerians.

JTF Kill Boko Haram Second In Command; Arrest Women With Weapons

JTF Kill Boko Haram Second In Command; Arrest Women With Weapons
  A key member of the Islamist militant group, Boko Haram, Momogu Bama, has been killed by the Joint Task Force in Borno State. He was killed along with his father, Alhaji Abatcha Flatari, who was described as one of the spiritual leaders of the sect in an operation between the sect members and the JTF operatives in Bama.
Momogu, the second-in-command to the sect’s leader, Abubakar Shekau, had a  N25m  bounty put on his head by security agencies for information that could lead to his arrest. The Director of Defence Information, Brig.- Gen Chris Olukolade, who confirmed his killing via electronic mail, described him as a vicious Boko Haram leader who took delight in personally slaughtering  the sect’s victims. He added that Momogu  was the expert  in charge of  mounting  anti-aircraft weapons for  the sect and coordinating  members  in Yobe and Adamawa  states.
Olukolade said on Wednesday that Momogu was identified by insurgents arrested during one of the recent encounters between the JTF  and the insurgents in Bama. He said, “As troops intensify pursuit of terrorists who have been unleashing mayhem in Borno and Yobe communities, the death of Momogu  Bama, said to be the Second-in-Command to  Shekau  has been confirmed by other arrested terrorists.
In another related incident, eight women have been arrested in Maiduguri by the JTF operatives for using their veils to conceal guns for insurgents. A JTF source, who made this known, did not say exactly when the women were arrested and the number of guns seized from them. He stated that the operatives were stunned when they stopped the women and found out that what they were “transporting” with their veils were guns. He said,
“The troops could not believe what they saw. A soldier just suspected the women and decided to stop them but when they were asked to unwrap what they were transporting, they hesitated, thereby making some of the soldiers to forcefully remove the veils. They saw a number of guns neatly concealed with the veils and the women were promptly arrested.”
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ASUU, others protest against poor education funding

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THE Academic Staff Union of Universities, the Academic Staff Union of Polytechnics and other stakeholders on Tuesday shut down activities on the ever-busy Ikorodu Road, Lagos to protest against the poor state of public education in the country.
Others that joined the protest were the National Association of Nigerian Students, Concerned Students Against Education Commercialisation and Education Rights Campaign. The protest was organised under the aegis of the Joint Action Front.
The protesters said they were waging a war against what they described as commercialisation of education in the country, adding that the Lagos rally was a prelude to a nationwide campaign targeted at shutting down the nation.
Secretary JAF, Abiodun Aremu, said, “The goal of this protest is to shut down the nation until those in government begin to take education seriously.
“Governments in Nigeria today operate anti-poor policies and they are not bothered about public education.
“Funding of public education is not given the priority it deserves, because the children of those in government and their friends are being trained in private schools in Nigeria and foreign countries with looted funds.”
According to JAF, the march was holding simultaneously in other Nigerian cities, such as Kano, Owerri, Calabar, and Abuja.
In Lagos, the placard-bearing protesters marched from Yaba through Ikorodu Road to Ojota chanting solidarity songs.
The protesters succeeded in forcing vehicular traffic on both sides of the expressway to a standstill.
Co-ordinator of Democratic Socialist Movement at the University of Ibadan, Michael Ogundele, said there were no better ways than mass protests to put political pressure on the government.
Ogundele, said, “There is nothing to show that government would fund public education, even if ASUU suspends its strike.
“That is why we are saying that the whole rank and file of Nigerian students should come out. We will all protest to put political pressure on these Nigerian looters to make them properly fund education.”

We demanded N87bn, not N92bn – ASUU


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THE Academic Staff Union of Universities on Wednesday faulted the statement credited to the Minister of Finance, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo- Iweala, that the union demanded for N92bn, describing the claim  as false.
ASUU said it never demanded such amount as earned allowances in the 2009 agreement it reached with the Federal Government.
Okonjo-Iweala had on Wednesday in Minna, said  the Federal Government couldn’t meet the N92bn allowances as demanded by ASUU.
The univerisity lecturers, in a statement by the University of Ibadan  branch chairman, Dr. Olusegun Ajiboye, described the amount mentioned by the minister as “a the imagination of the minister.”
Ajiboye explained that the earned allowances, the union and the governemnt calculated in the 2009 agreement, amounted to N87b, which covered allowances for three and half years for the lecturers in the nation’s universities.
He said, the N87bn was a compromise made by ASUU to scale down from N127bn.
He added that the N87bn was computed based on 15 per cent of the yearly recurrent expenditures of some nation’s universities.
The statement stated, “I want Nigerians to ask the minister where she got her figure of N92bn from. There was never a time that ASUU made a demand that is up to N92bn. I think the N92bn is just the imagination of the minister.                         “But that is not to say that this government did not enter into an agreement with us. This is a government that signed an agreement with us on January 24, 2012 to the effect that they would inject N100bn as funding into the universities in the first one  month and that before the end of 2012, they would inject another N300bn.’’

What Naija ''Runs'' Girls Do To Get Big “Aristos” And Sugar Daddiés (LOOK)

They are very “tush”…pretty and would definitely make you go wild in any way they want to.But what is their secret and who am I talking about?I am referring to the Naija “Runs Girls” of today.I have heard so many tales of what these girls do in order to make their victims cough out large sums of money…believe me,I know some of them personally and this is not from the grapevine,they told me themselves…not in the bédroom ooooo…lol.Do you want to hear some of the gist?…ok would tell you a few..but i aint mentioning names!

A particular one told me of how she used to visit a herbalist in order to have incisions(what Yorubas call “gbere”)on her private part!!!…and am like…whaaaaaat?????How does the herbalist do that?…she answered…”haba,I would spread my legs for him naaa”…i almost laughed…but its not funny oooo..

Another one said she has a special “Alfa” that does stuffs for her(she didnt elaborate)…There is this one that gisted me that she once entered the “bushes” in the dead of the night with a herbalist to perform some “rites”!!!Chei…goose pimples dey catch me as I dey write sef. But its simply clear that they all did this so that the unsuspecting “aristos” that sleép with them would dance to their tunes…abi e no dey happen???The ones I know are now happily married though…and em…em…born again!!!


Saturday 10 August 2013

PHOTOS: Father, Son Missing for 40 Years Found In Forest

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Ho Van Thanh and his son Ho Van Lang apparently fled their home village 40 years ago after a bomb killed three members of their family.
They were discovered by locals looking for firewood in deep forest in the Tay Tra district of Quang Ngai province.
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Yesterday authorities confirmed that the men were Thanh, 82, and 41-year-old Lang.
The older man once lived a normal life with his family in the hamlet of Tra Kem around the time of the Vietnam War.
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But one day his wife and two of his sons were killed by a mine explosion, putting him in a state of shock.
He took his two-year-old son and fled into the jungle, where they live in a tree house, thereafter never having any contact with anyone else.

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The pair survived by foraging fruit and cassava from the forest and planting corn.
They wore loincloths made out of tree bark, and lived in a timber hut raised five metres above the ground.
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When the foragers saw the two ‘jungle men’ from a distance acting abnormally, they alerted local authorities.
Officials set up a team to track them down, and found them yesterday after a five-hour search.
The father could speak a little of the minority Cor language, but the son knew only a few words.
The pair are now undergoing medical check-ups as a first step to being reintegrated into mainstream society.

Student Unions Differ Over ASUU Strike

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Following the inability of the the Academic Staff Union of Universities, ASUU, and the Federal Government to reach an agreement and end the strike embarked on by ASUU on July 1, students have reacted to the ongoing strike with differing views. Some students want ASUU to end the strike just for the sake of the students, while others believe the fight is better fought and won now.
It would be recalled that last executive members of the National Association of Nigerian Students, NANS, led by the National Assistant Secretary, Mr. Ali Mohammed disowned the national president, Mr. Yinka Gbadebo, on what they referred to as “his support for the Federal Government in the ongoing strike by the Academic Staff Union of Universities, ASUU.” Some members of the executive told newsmen that students were largely unbiased in the crisis and the inclination of Mr. Gbadebo to support the government was a deviation from the students’ collective goal of resolving the crisis.

S*x Secrets: The Number One Thing Women Want In Bed

Agreed, we all want different things in our s*xual lives, but research has revealed one common thing women truly want.s*x
And that is Emotional Intimacy.
During a survey of over 1,000 women, each woman was asked about their best s*x. 96 percent of the women revealed that the best s*x they have ever had was with someone with whom they are emotionally connected.
Other reasons women (and even sometimes men) gave for enjoying s*x include “being with someone I love,” followed by “feeling good about my s*xual abilities” and “when my partner compliments me.”

PHOTOS: You Won’t Believe This! 7 International Celebrities You Didn’t Know Were Nigerian


Sade Adu, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Chamillionaire, Wale, Tine Tempah and Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje are Nigerians, everyone knows that.intcelebs
This list has dug a little deeper and discovered 7 more celebrities you never thought could be Nigerian.
Get ready to be shocked as we present you 7 well-known International celebs who are Fellow Nigerians;
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1)  Hugo Weaving-  Do you remember Agent Smith in Matrix? Yes! Neo’s arch-rival is Nigerian. How? Well the 53 year old actor was born in Nigeria at the University College Hospital in Ibadan. This makes him Nigerian by birth. His parents moved back to England a year after. Hugo Weaving has acted in several blockbusters such as V For Vendetta, The Matrix Trilogy and Lord of The Rings Trilogy, Transformers Trilogy, The Hobbit Trilogy and Captain America. Who said Ibadan boys don’t go far?

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2)  Taio Cruz- The 25 year old British singer is of Nigerian heritage. He was born to a Nigerian father and Brazilian mother. Taio Cruz who started penning songs at 12, began writing professionally 7 years later. He released his debut album Departure in 2008. The following year he released his sophomore Rokstarr which featured the hit song ‘Dynamite’. He dropped his 3rd album TY.O three years ago. Taio Cruz has won several awards including the BRIT Awards, Billboard Music Awards, ASCAP Awards and American Music Awards.

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3)     Tyler the Creator- Yes, do not be shocked. The ‘Black Eminem’ is Nigerian. Tyler the Creator’s actual names are Tyler Okonma. His father is Igbo. The leader of the music collective ‘Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All’ claims he never met his father. Maybe that is why he is not too fond of him. In 2009 Tyler released his first album Bastard. His buzz started growing from then on mainly backed by his offensive, homophobic and disgusting lyrics. He released his second album Goblin two years later and became a national sensation without the backing of any major record label in America. He released his third album Wolf this year.

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4)  Dizzie Rascal- Dizzie (Dylan Kwabena Mills) is one of the most respected rappers in the UK and also happens to be Nigerian. His Nigerian father died when he was young and he was raised by his Ghanaian mum. He had a rebellious childhood and that’s how he got the name Rascal. He was a friend of Nigerian footballer Danny Shittu when he was a kid. At 16 he produced his first single ‘I Luv U’ and in 2002 formed the collective Roll Deep Crew. Dizzie Rascal has released 5 solo albums till date making him one of the biggest rappers in the UK. He performed at the opening ceremony of the 2012 Olympics in London and won the Best International Act at the BET Awards in 2010.

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5)  Richard Ayoade- This is another Brit-Nigerian. Richard  Ayoade was born to a Nigerian father and Norwegian mother. The 36 year old comedian, actor and writer has written several awards winning stage plays in the UK. He is also a known face on British TV having starred in the highly popular The IT Crowd. He made his Hollywood debut in 2012 after starring in the comedy The Watch alongside Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn and Jonah Hill.

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6) Donald Adeosun Faison: Fans of the popular television Comedy-drama “Scrubs” would know this one. Not only is he one of our favorite character,  you probably didn’t know this American actor’s middle name is Yoruba.

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7) Lemar: Lemar Obika (born 4 April 1978), professionally known simply as Lemar, is an English R&B singer–songwriter and record producer. His Nigerian fans probably didn’t know that the UK singer who was born in Tottenham, England is son to Nigerian parents of Enugu State, South Eastern Nigeria.

Source: Thenetng

Watermelon: The New s*x Drug For Men

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Men hoping for some fireworks in their love life this Fourth of July may want to skip the burgers and beer at the barbecue and eat plenty of…instead.
It turns out, watermelon may be a natural Viagra, says a researcher. That’s because the popular summer fruit is richer than experts believed in an amino acid called citrulline, which relaxes and dilates blood vessels much like Viagra and other drugs meant to treat erectile dysfunction (ED).
Until recently, many scientists thought most of the citrulline was in the watermelon rind. But now, experts have discovered that there is more citrulline in the edible part than previously believed.
Why does this work?
The amino acid citrulline is converted into the amino acid arginine. This is a precursor for nitric oxide, and the nitric oxide, a blood vessel relaxer that enhances circulation to all your vital parts.
How much watermelon should you eat?
A typical 4-ounce serving of watermelon (about 10 watermelon balls) has about 150 milligrams of citrulline.
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Nigeria Won’t Break Up In 2015 – President Jonathan

President Goodluck Jonathan on Thursday said that Nigeria would disappoint all those who predicted that the country would break up in 2015 by continuing to remain one indivisible entity.000



“For those who are predicting that this country will separate in 2015 based on the fault lines as of the time of amalgamation, they will know that this prediction will not be of any consequence. Nigeria will continue to remain one indivisible entity,” the President said.
Jonathan said this while receiving members of the Muslim community in the Federal Capital Territory, Abuja who paid him Sallah homage at the Presidential Villa, Abuja, as part of the activities marking this year’s Eid-el-Fitri.

Afro Candy to Nigerian BBA fans: “Kiss my A**”

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Singer/actress/mother/producer/director and soft-P0*n movies specialist is angry that the Nigerian public are insulting her er*tic movies whereas they still subscribe to BBA and watch s*x scenes inside your rooms.
Read what Afro Candy had to say on her Facebook page: -

Barcelona Will Ruin Neymar If……..

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The gifted attacker’s former boss has voiced his concerns with the Blaugrana’s plans to improve his physique by placing him on a weight-gaining programme
Former Santos coach Muricy Ramalho has hit out at Barcelona over their plans for Neymar to gain weight to boost his physical prowess.
Barca doctor Ricard Pruna said earlier this summer that the 21-year-old must gain weight in order to reach his peak physical condition, after the Brazilian was diagnosed with anaemia following his €57 million switch to Camp Nou.

Tuesday 6 August 2013

Revealed: Prostitution Runs In Abuja

After visiting several locations known to be red-light districts, the Federal Capital Territory Administration (FCTA) through its secretary for social development, Mrs Blessing Onuh, announced a “total ban” on próstitution throughout the nation’s capital city.
A 48-hour ultimatum was issued for all women of easy virtue to vacate the city and quit the job “because they constitute a nuisance in the city”. She added a fatwa on their male patrons who ruined “some of the girls [who] are under-aged”.
Other severe measures were lined up; security agencies actually combed some of the red-light districts and made several arrests. But rather than the scourge abating, it appears undying like the proverbial phoenix.Próstitution in Abuja has metamorphosed from the conventional sedentary practice in local brothels to a sophisticated cartel of “runs babes” and the corporate realm.

4 Burnt To Death In Auto Crash


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Four persons including a female were on Sunday morning burnt to death in a ghastly motor accident near Lambata village in Kwali, along Abuja-Lokoja road.
They were rushed to Kwali General hospital by officials of Federal Road Safety Commission (FRSC).
Three out of the four passengers who sustained various degrees of burns died at the hospital after they were rescued by the officials, while the remaining one person, died on the spot.
According to eyewitness report, the accident happened around 9:55 am when a commuter Hiace bus with registration number LG 31 TTD collided with an oncoming Volkswagen Golf with registration number LSD 472 AQ.
The on-coming bus overtook dangerously and in the process collided with an oncoming Golf car before it went up in flames.
Yangoji unit commander of the Federal Road Safety Commission (FRSC), Austine Chukwudi Okeke, confirmed the accident.
He said the corpses have been deposited at the hospital morgue while 16 other passengers who sustained injuries were also taken to the same Kwali hospital for treatment.

PHOTOS: James Ibori In Prison: Family, Friends And Political Associates Gather To Celebrate His 55th Birthday

Ex governor, James Ibori may be cooling his heels in a prison cell in the UK but that does not mean the party has to stop.
His 55th birthday party took place on the 4th of August and saw attendance from the affluent and famous in Delta state. Family, friends, political associates, traditional rulers and captains of industries gathered to celebrate the 55th birthday ceremony of the former Delta State governor in his country home Oghara.
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Gunmen Kill 13 Bus Passengers


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Gunmen have killed at least 13 bus passengers in the southwest of Pakistan, according to officials.
Provincial home secretary Akbar Hussain Durrani told AFP news agency that militants had blocked a road and held up a group of security personnel.
They then stopped at least two buses and took passengers away - the bodies of 13 people were later found nearby.

Snake Strangles Children


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A snake escaped from a pet shop and killed two children in the Canadian province of New Brunswick, police say.
In a statement, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police said they believed the reptile had strangled two boys, aged five and seven, in Campbellton.
The boys were staying overnight at a friend's apartment above the pet shop.
Police said they believe the snake slipped out of its cage overnight and travelled through the ventilation. The serpent has been captured by police.

PHOTOS: What Is This Man Doing With Cossy’s Open Bosoms

Cossy Orjiakor is known for using her curves to get male attention.

In recent photos, the singer is pictured in a very questionable pose with a guy.
The young man has bis head on her ample bosom, and he sure looks completely satisfied.
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Conji: #BBATheChase – Natasha romances herself while having bath (Photos Rated 18+)

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“What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas” right?? Well, that doesn’t apply for Big Brother Africa. Now whatever happens in #BBATheChase house practically dissipates everywhere even faster than you can control it. For some people it’s pathetic. For others……….
Ms. Dirty-talker Natasha from Malawi is not only corrupt in speech but also in deed. Even though she knows that there’s camera everywhere, she decides to give the public a show of all that’s under.

Source: Information Nigeria
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Breaking: Rivers State Deports 113 Non-Indegenes To Their Home States

some-beggars-in-a-nIgerian-cityNigeria’s Rivers state government has sent to their home states, some of the 113 beggars and lunatics removed from the streets of Port-Harcourt, the capital city. And the state has warned it will soon embark on another removal exercise.



Friday 2 August 2013

#BBA Beverly Osu Admits She Slept With Men For Money — Read Her Story Before You Judge Her

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Beverly Ada Osu, Nigeria’s representative can’t seem to keep her personal business out of the competition but then again that’s what reality shows are for right?
While sharing one of her many precious moments with ‘boyfriend’ Angelo, Beverly, 21, disclosed to her ‘boyfi’ that at one point in her life, she slept with men for money to take care of her family while her mother was away in the US.
I’ve done all sorts. I’ve slept with men for money when I had to take care of my family‘, she confided in South African rep Angelo. Earlier, Beverly had revealed that she had a four-month baby aborted and that her mother was deported from the US.
She also stated that she has never regret ‘drinking, smoking, clubbing, partying, meeting with people’ except dating her ex-boyfriend 2shotz. The rapper weeks ago denied getting engaged with the video vixen/model.
Beverly shocked Nigerian audiences when she got extra cosy with Angelo two weeks ago.

Source: everywherenigeria.com

9 Things All Women Lie About…And Get Away With

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9 Things Women Lie About (And Probably Get Away With)


1. “HE’S JUST A FRIEND”
There is nothing wrong with having platonic friends and I don’t think men and women should get rid of their friends of the opposite sex just because they’re in a new relationship. But some women keep that “friend” around just in case things don’t work out with their current boyfriend. You know, the one who we are attracted to just enough to consider sleeping with who would make a good boyfriend, but for some reason we’ve put him in the temporary friend zone. We know that he’s feeling us, so we’ll entertain him while still keeping him at arm’s length.

2. HOW MANY MEN SHE’S SLEPT WITH
Just like we know men will lie about how many partners they’ve had, so will a woman. However, men tend to make the number higher while women tend to cut that number in half, if not more. Let a man tell it, if a woman says she’s slept with 3 men, that really means, like…10. If she refuses to tell you it’s because her number is astronomical and she doesn’t want you to think she’s a slore (a Slore/Slore..keep up!) or because no matter what number she gives you, she knows it’ll be too high for you so why bother?

3. THE LAST TIME SHE HAD SEX
This is another one women tend to bend the truth on. If she hasn’t been in a serious relationship in a long time, but had a “jump-off” or “friends with benefits” situation going on before she met you, chances are she doesn’t want you to know she’s been getting’ it in during the “in between” period. So when a man asks, “When was the last time you had sex,” the text-book answer – depending on when her last real relationship ended – is usually six months to a year. After all, unless she wants you to think she’s Patty Prude, it’s realistic to think that she’s had some action – you know, being a hot-blooded woman with needs and all.

 4. THE BEST SEX SHE’S EVER HAD
Again, I don’t know why men ask this question, but a lot of them want to stroke their ego by asking their girl if he was the best she’s ever had. And we women, being the nurturers that we are, will lie and say, “You, big daddy!” We know deep down we can’t tell him that it was actually our secret jump-off that not even our girls know about who cracked our back all kinds of ways from Sunday. It just doesn’t sound right to say, “Well, Pookie actually twisted me out REAL GOOD!” We love our men…and we want to avoid any embarrassing conversations. Some women actually believe this lie because the love between you and your boo is actually what makes the sex great and more meaningful, not his “technique.”

5. HER WEIGHT
Men will lie about their height, and women will lie about their weight – and that’s assuming she even answers the question. I don’t know too many men who go around asking their woman how much she weighs, because they just know better; but if for some reason he’s curious, I think women might simply “round down” the number. The only man I want asking me how much I weigh is my personal trainer. So if that’s not you, don’t worry about it unless you’re planning to carry me over the threshold on our wedding day. Along the same lines, a man may ask a woman’s clothing size, which could also be tricky.

6. SHE LOVES SPORTS
Some women don’t know the difference between a touchdown and a free throw, but will lie and tell her man that she loves football just because she knows he does. If torturing herself by watching football all day on Sunday is the only way she can spend time with him, she’ll do it – even though she has no idea what the hell is going on. Talk about sacrificing for her man! Some men also find women who are into sports more attractive, so a woman will pretend to be into a particular sport just to appear more “cool.”

7. HOW MUCH MONEY SHE SPENDS
If a couple shares household expenses or has a joint bank account, a woman might keep a secret stash somewhere so that she can enjoy her own little “luxuries” from time to time. So when she brings home a few bags from the mall and her man asks her what she’s been up to, she’ll automatically blurt out,“Oh, these were on sale,” even though she set the mall on fire and spent a small fortune when she knows they’re supposed to be sticking to a budget. I’m sure men burn holes in their pockets too, but for some reason, a woman will try to justify her spending and come across as more “financially savvy” or frugal than he is by saying things like, “I had a coupon” or that it was “discounted.”

8. CHEATING
This is something that both sexes lie about, so I couldn’t leave this off the list. Even though men and women might cheat for different reasons, no one wants to readily admit to it, whether they’re confronted or not. I think women might be better at cheating than men are, which is nothing to really brag about; and we also tend to get away with it more because most men could never imagine their woman dipping out on them. But in the event that a man does ask his woman if she’s cheating, I don’t see too many women admitting to it unless they want the relationship to be over and put out of their misery.


9. PATERNITY
As heard on Maury, “You are NOT the father!” I know…this is sad, but you’d be surprised how many women out there lie about who the father of their children. I won’t say that this is a COMMON lie, as I would hope that paternity is something that most women take seriously. But if a woman’s been living foul and wants someone to take responsibility for her child and throw her a few dollars in child support, there’s no telling what lies will come out of desperation or fear.

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The ‘Mystery’ of Ibadan Weird Fish Solved – Police


The Commissioner of Police in Oyo State, Mohammed Ndabawa, on Wednesday described as untrue the story of a fish with human partsreported in Ibadan on Tuesday.
The Oyo State capital was thrown into confusion on Tuesday when a middle-age woman, Ramota Salawu, raised the alarm that a fish she bought at Gege area of the town suddenly turned into a half human.
Hundreds of residents trooped to Akindele Compound, Gege, to catch a glimpse of the ‘miracle fish’ in a bucket where it was kept.
But the police boss, while addressing reporters in his office in Ibadan on Wednesday, said the object was a baby octopus, assuring the residents that they have no reason to fear.
He said people were merely spreading falsehood on the internet concerning the fish.
Ms. Salawu, who claimed to have bought the strange fish at Oke Ado, where she usually buys the item, claimed that it developed into a living being shortly after it defrosted.
To debunk her claims, the state police boss displayed the fish to journalists on Wednesday.
He also said the woman was placed under protective custody and would be released when tension within the town is doused.
Source: Premium Times